Jen’s Alliteration
Since Jenny has recently begun third grade in her home school, we decided the time was right for her to discover the joys of a dictionary. Elizabeth came up with a creative way to exploit Jenny’s fascination with words while expanding her vocabulary and familiarizing her with the dictionary at the same time. So here’s the deal: a few times a week, Jenny goes into her room with a pencil, paper and dictionary. She writes a sentence using as many words as possible that all begin with the same letter. The dictionary is used to find new words that begin with the letter in question, and she has to use them in a way that demonstrates she has grasped their meaning. Some of her creations were so memorable that I decided to make a new page on our site and share her results as we go along. Jenny is collecting her sentences in a book that she has titled Amazing Alliteration, so if you know any publishers who are looking for books from six-year-old authors….
Keep checking back until she reaches the z. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed, in spite of some humorously misplaced modifiers.
Amazing Alliteration
by Jenny, age six
A - An alien adopted another alien and the baby alien ate an apple.
B - Boa constrictors go to the boarding school to boast about their bones.
C - Curious Carrie’s correspondence can come to the counselor.
D - Dad drank decaffeinated tea at dinner to help him be strong to do deforestation.
E - Ed got an employment of encouraging embarrassed, emotional emus.
F - Five firm, flammable flamingos with fifty fleas on them find four friendly female frogs with funny fledglingsin their flanks.
G - A gentle gargoyle eating garlic from Ghana in Germany says goodbye to the god of the goldworms that has goosebumps.
H - On Halloween some handsome men with handkerchiefs in handcraft on their hands that were handicapped died after eating hundreds of halved hamburgers with hot Honduran habaneros.
I - Five independent, increasing incubators in India that are on an iceberg think interesting ideas.
J - Jolly jaguars with jewelry telling jokes go on a jaunt in January to jeer at a jester in jail that is named Jenny.
K - Kitty has a kestrel, a kangaroo, kiwis, and a koala wearing a kimono.
L - Lizards link lionesses and lions together and after that they put them in lifeboats, they put lifebelts onto them and throw them into the water.
M - Men and maidens in meadows with masked mammoths with medals eating master minnows marry mollusks and monkeys.
N - Native Americans taking naps in Namibia with nannies that have nerves that came from N’Djamena and Netherlands nag naked needles with nephews eating nettle and drinking nectar.
O - Octopuses, opossums, ostriches and oval owls eating oats in overalls with olives in outer space observe an obese oaf and an obedient oyster.
P - Patterned parrots, peacocks, pedigreed puppies, pelicans, pigs, piranhas, platypuses, ponies, porcupines and pumas finding pearls in peeled peanuts meet pirates playing pianos and playing in planes that plow.
Q - Quails in quarries quit asking queer questions and quarrel with quick quicksand that is queen quiz queues.
R - One really ridiculous rested rhinoceros reaps red raspberries, rye, and roses after rescuing three reindeer, two rams, nine rats, and ten rattlesnakes in restaurants.
S - Sammy said, “Sing a silly song for Samuel, then stomp sweetly in silk shoes down a sloshy street to see your sleepy son.”
T - Terrifying, tooting trains are tempting and teasing teachers to tell time tearfully.
U - Upsidedown unicorns understandingly unfold underground underwear.
V - Vikings looking for vixens, violas, and violins visit vomiting volcano villages.
W - Wise widows wind willows while they watch wearily for whining whales.
X - Xylophones and x-rays for xenophobic reporters at Xmas.
Y - Yesterday youngsters with yoyos and yellow yaks were yodeling, yelping, yapping and yelling while you yawned.
Z - Zooming, zigzagging zebras zip zippers with zest.
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